Waterloo is Full of Brains

Posted on March 24, 2006
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And not just the zombie-eating kind either. According to the Intelligent Community Forum, Waterloo, Ontario is one of the top seven Intelligent Communities in the world (PDF press release).

The other six are… boring, except for Cleveland, Ohio which surprised the hell out of me. Having only ever driven through Cleveland late at night on the way to Kentucky I wasn’t all that impressed by it. Of course, late at night on the way to Kentucky all you can see of Cleveland is oil tanks, gas stations, and the highway but you’d think if the place was one of the Top Seven Intelligent Communities in the World, those things would practically radiate “smart”. They didn’t.

I only mention this because I’m from Waterloo, born and raised, and I can tell you first-hand that the average IQ there is 146 and everyone has flying cars. And speaks in a language so expansive that no concept cannot be conveyed and so precise that no misunderstanding of intent can be had. This is true.

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2 Responses to “Waterloo is Full of Brains”

  1. Jamie on April 9th, 2006 7:18 am

    BULLSHIT

  2. Chris on April 9th, 2006 9:22 am

    You’re quite clearly not from Waterloo.

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