The English language is making me cranky today

Posted on June 16, 2005
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Earlier today while chatting with Adina I almost inadvertently wrote “yesternight” to mean “last night”. Which got me thinking: if “yesterday” is a word, is “yesternight”? And if “last night” is valid, is “last day”?

And then, while we chatted about carpentry, I used the word “carpent” to mean the thing that a carpenter does, yet this does not seem to be a word. A racer races, a shoemaker makes shoes, a washer washes… why does a carpenter not carpent?

And then we learned that “smart ass” is not that, nor is it “smartass”, but rather “smart-ass”, which I do not like the look of.

English, you confound me sometimes.

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3 Responses to “The English language is making me cranky today”

  1. Threestorms on June 16th, 2005 4:15 pm

    Welcome to my world. When I first learned english I was majorly confused. I came from a slavic background where they way you say it, you spell it and vice versa. Then I got introduced to silent letters and word that did not follow any rules like you mentioned.

    what always gets me is the i before e rule , whats up with that.

  2. Mitchua on June 16th, 2005 8:43 pm

    Clownmurder? Clown-murder? It’s all so fucking crazy.

  3. MrHappy on June 16th, 2005 9:04 pm

    I should think that one would be obvious: ‘clown murder’, ‘clown-murdering’, ‘clown-murderer’.

    When in doubt follow the crack-whore rule: hyphenate the nouns (which is, I suppose, why smart-ass is hyphenated damnit).

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