5 Movies I Wish People Would Stop Quoting

Posted on June 9, 2005
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From blagg blogg: 5 Movies I Wish People Would Stop Quoting

3. “Sideways” — You’re not drinking any Merlot. We’ve got it. Shut the fuck up and go back to drinking whatever 2 Buck Chuck you were swilling down before this movie made you the world’s eminent authority on enjoying wine. Furthermore, talking about wine at all is completely inane and pointless, a topic of conversation reserved only for the most insecure, pretentious assholes on the planet. Who gives a fuck if you can taste a “flutter of” oak or nutmeg or fucking Jolly Ranchers. I don’t give a shit. There should only be two acceptable words for describing wine: “Good” and “Bad”. That’s it, there’s no need to give us a wordy description of the flavors, aromas and childhood memories the wine “evokes” for you. It’s just booze - drink enough of it to dull that nagging feeling that you’re an annoying douche, and shut up already.

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2 Responses to “5 Movies I Wish People Would Stop Quoting”

  1. punky on June 9th, 2005 10:32 pm

    Holy fuck. I just spit out my food — that’s hilarious!!! I can’t stop laughing, and wholeheartedly agree. “I’m not drinking any fucking Merlot” is so tired.

  2. MrHappy on June 10th, 2005 12:06 am

    This has actually enticed me to watch this movie when nothing else has. Maybe next week… and I’ll finish off the bottle of screw-top white wine I’ve got.

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