First useful piece of spam ever
Posted on September 10, 2004
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After more than a decade of having spam land in my inbox I have just received, for the first time ever, spam for which, after having bothered to read it, I thought: “well now, that’s got my interests piqued.”
The spam is for tents and I, who do a lot of camping, am interested in things tent-like:
Dear Sirs,
It’s my great pleasure to contact you!
We learned from Internet you are interested in tents. We have been in this line of business for many years. We wish to establish friendly business relations with you and share the mutual benefits.
We are specialize in tents. We are offering them to our customers with the benefits of consistently high quality and performance and competitive prices…..
We are able to supply a wide variety of tents – manufactured to the specifications and requirements of the customer. We would be interested in receiving more information about your enquiry so that we will be able to submit an offer that is suitable.
For example ,what is the height of the tent?
Are you interested in windows?
What type of frame?
Who will supply the metal parts –
will you obtain them locally which will enable a much lower quotation from our side?
Do you have a drawing of your requirement?
What quantities do you wish to buy?We would appreciate receiving your answers to these questions which will enable us to submit our offer.
Feel free to view our website: www.qycamping.com
If you don’t want to receive the mail again, pls let us know we will take you off from our maillist!
I clicked the link and… no website at the other end. Assholes.