The Agonizer
Posted on July 16, 2004
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I can’t even play the guitar and I want one of these: The Agonizer (Metasonix’s homepage is here).
It’s not a damn fuzzbox, it’s not a tube-amp simulator, and it’s not the slightest bit like anything else you’ve ever seen / heard. Think of the TX-1 Agonizer as a magical 1965-era industrial-music sonic reducer. It screws everything down to a nice, crunchy sonic pureè with aluminum shavings and broken glass mixed in. Yum. Please understand, it’s not a nice, sweet, well-behaved pussy-pussy “vintage tone” effect. You simply can’t get a simulation of a Fender Super Reverb out of this horrible yellow box. Trust us. If you’re another one of those little obedient, cowardly, sniveling “tone lovers”, the TX-1 is not for you to snivel over, so don’t buy one. And if you worship METALLICA, perhaps you should buy some nice pink fairy wings instead of a TX-1
The “The Agonizer trashes the blues” track actually hurt my teeth.
Beautiful.