Dick Cheney plays poker
Posted on June 24, 2004
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This is some brilliant satire: Poker With Dick Cheney
Transcript of The Editors’ regular Saturday-night poker game with Dick Cheney, 6/19/04. Start tape at 12:32 AM.
The Editors: We’ll take three cards.
Dick Cheney: Give me one.
Sounds of cards being placed down, dealt, retrieved, and rearranged in hand. Non-commital noises, puffing of cigars.
TE: Fifty bucks.
DC: I’m in. Show ‘em.
TE: Two pair, sevens and fives.
DC: Not good enough.
TE: What do you have?
DC: Better than that, that’s for sure. Pay up.
TE: Can you show us your cards?
DC: Sure. One of them’s a six.
TE: You need to show all your cards. That’s the way the game is played
I quote: “It’s funny because it’s true.”