Kill Flipper before he kills you

Posted on May 11, 2004
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Like most kids growing up, I loved dolphins. Cute and smart, I bought into the whole Flipper lie. I say a lie because dolphins in fact are scary scary animals.

So what do we do? We train them on explosives ordinance disposal. You would think we learned our lesson with the Mujahideen in Afghanistan - you can’t transfer skills to someone and expect them never to use it against you.

- Beware our Dolphin Overlords

(To all you pedants: I know Flipper was a she, the title just reads better that way.)

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