Why little sisters are awesome
Posted on April 16, 2004
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I love this story:
The most ridiculous thing happened to my sister, which has caused me deep, Kim Du Toit-style angst about men in America today. Check it out. She was at a WWII re-enactment, just hanging out in the evening with a bunch of guys. Keep in mind she was the only girl there, out of twenty people. So, some asshole says to her (no preamble, mind you, and she doesn’t know him) “I’d like to put it in your ass.” I don’t know if it meets the legal definition (help me out here, Jacob Levy), but where I come from, them’s fighting words. So, she did what any red-blooded American girl would do, and threw a drink at his head (in the glass) and kicked him a few times in the kneecaps with her combat boots, which are, as I recall, steel-toed. Now he makes his big mistake. He kicks her back, and hard, too.
As advice from the proud older brother of two younger sisters I warn you: don’t fuck with ‘em. Start something and they’re liable to look in surprise, then in anger, and then once the fog of rage has cleared, there’d be some poor bastard laying on the ground crying like a baby for mercy with one of them stomping on his head. I kid you not gentlemen.