The thing I like about politicians…
Posted on July 25, 2003
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…is their humility and the empathy they share with mankind. Paul Kelly Tripplehorn, intern to US senator Kay Bailey Hutchison, sent this break-up email to his girlfriend Michelle, informing her in no uncertain terms that their relationship was over. Then the internet got a hold of it:
I will always have more friends than you just because I don’t care about beating people and lying to get to the top.
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Everyone knows you are a pathetic social climber who will go to any discusting means to move up the ladder. But guess what Michele, you will never move up the ladder because I am at the top and people like me hate people like you.
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Once again from your intellectual, moral, social, and emotional superior,
Paul Kelly Tripplehorn, Jr.
I like that this will be archived by Google forever-more. From now on any search for this dumbass will undoubtedly turn up this email at the top of the hits. (For fun I’ve archived it for posterity over here. Feel free to link)
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